I DID I DID (2.04)

I DID, I DID
SET THE BED ON FIRE
I DID, I DID
BLOW UP THE CLOTHES DRYER
I DID, I DID
GIVE EVERYONE THE FINGER, BUT...

         NOTHING WAS THE MATTER
         NOTHING WAS THE MATTER

I DID , I DID
BAKE A RAZOR CAKE
I DID, I DID
PRAY FOR AN EARTHQUAKE
I DID , I DID
TRY TO LEVITATE, BUT...

         NOTHING WAS THE MATTER
         NOTHING WAS THE MATTER

                  PLANTED TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS IN THE BACK YARD
                  MAYBE THEY'LL GROW!?

                  POOPED ON THE SIDEWALK
                  AND STOLE MY OWN CAR'S TIRES AND RADIO

                  BOILED THE TV IN KEROSENE
                  PAINTED MY GOLDFISHES AQUAMARINE, BUT...

         NOTHING WAS THE MATTER
         NOTHING WAS THE MATTER
         NOTHING WAS THE MATTER
         JUST NEEDED A REMINDER THAT

         SOME THINGS JUST HAPPEN WITH NO EXPLANATION
         SOME THINGS JUST HAPPEN WITH NO EXPLANATION

                   LIKE A WHACK ON THE SIDE OF THE HEAD
                  SOMETHING NEW TO DEAL WITH...

I DID, I DID...REALLY!...I DID, I DID, I DID!