you’ve gotta stop...thinkin’ about them girls
well, am I sick? am I ill?
either way it’s quite a thrill
got the ladies on my mind
is there a better way to spend my time?

well, my school days were a mess
got an “F” on every test
but the teacher let me be
got “A’s” in anatomy!

well, one day i died
in the church hall I was lied
cryin’ ladies filed in
but i left 'em all with little grins

askin’ are you sure he’s dead?
the preacher scratched his head
if the man stays like that
how we gonna...close the coffin lid!

I just can’t stop...thinkin’ about dem girls
and I do not expect I will...most likely.